Doctors: Teenagers brains don't fully work until 10am.

Schools: Let's start at 8.

Doctors: But-

Schools: Ya 8 sounds good.

Doctors: ...

Schools: Why are all these students failing?

Schools: Why are they always so tired?

Schools: Why is everyone so stressed out?

Doctors: Fuck you.

Students: I wanna die.

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Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.

Cool fact: it’s illegal to use fake food in U.S commercials bc it counts as falsifying products. You can’t use wax, but you can use some other edible product. It’s all very stupid.

to simulate syrup on pancakes insead of using syrup they actually use gasoline. it’s the same vice versa like if they need to simulate gas on pavement they use syrup

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

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Kuroshitsuji Drama Talk CD - Hitsuji de Oyasumi

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A special CD  where you will be the “bocchan” >/////< let this sexy demon butler accompany you to counting sheep while you’re trying to sleep in a sleepless night.

*well I’m highly doubt that you will be able to sleep anyway lol*

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kinkino-hiroshi:

MidoAka cross-over SnK Erwin & Levi >//<

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Akashi/Midorima Ship Manifesto

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Title: Akashi/Midorima Ship Manifesto

Challenge: Meta

Characters: Akashi Seijuurou, Midorima Shintarou

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This Akashi/Midorima ship manifesto is divided into 4 sections:

  • Section I sets the foundation for the two complex characters in the ship: Akashi and Midorima.
  • Section II outlines their interactions in canon, organized by Past (Teikou) and Present (high school).
  • Section III builds on Section II and discusses the appeal of the pairing.
  • Section IV concludes the manifesto with a list of recs from both English and Japanese fandoms.

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psicomaniatica:

Scans coming soon to #Funtomscandy #kuroshitsuji #bookofcircus #黒執事 #joker #beast #yanatoboso #sebastian #Ciel #Phantomhive

psicomaniatica:

Scans coming soon to #Funtomscandy #kuroshitsuji #bookofcircus #黒執事 #joker #beast #yanatoboso #sebastian #Ciel #Phantomhive

Miyano: Team Samezuka in post-recording is the best team. First, what makes it so great is that my juniors are voiced by my seniors! That's enough to get the talking going!

Shimazaki: Two veteran juniors.

Miyano: Two veteran juniors. Including Suzumura-san (voice of Momotaro) who just turned 40 the other day.

Shimazaki: Yeah, just the other day.

Miyano: And with Miyata-san (voice of Nitori), those two are so CUTE. They voice the cute juniors perfectly. That's what makes this team the best. Also, their interactions are funny. […] I also love working with Hosoya-san (voice of Sousuke); it's enjoyable working with him and I often poke fun at him. You know how, in the series, Sousuke and Rin bump their fists together? I often get asked in interviews if I've had personal experience of that. It's something you're kind of attracted to, and those two do it so naturally, right? Like, it's so cool!

Shimazaki: But I know the truth. I saw you two bump fists yourselves in the studio for episodes with my very eyes.

Miyano: Yeah, I don't know when it happened, but I thought it would be nice to do the fistbump, so I approached Hosoya-san and held out my fist. Like, "Mm." And then Hosoya-san very timidly brought his fist up and very gently touched his with mine.

Shimazaki: Cute!

Miyano: Very gently. And do you know what he said after that? "Ah, you're warm!"

Shimazaki: Ah, I heard from Hosoya-san that he was able to tell your body temperature after that.

Miyano: Yeah, apparently at the beginning I felt cold but by the end he felt my warmth. Like, that's what you got out if it? But there definitely was something other than words that got conveyed through that, so it became a natural thing for us to do every week, and every time I do it, I can feel myself focusing, so I think it helped to greatly close the distance between us.

[BRAVE10] Yuki no Hi ~ Sum-Lie/Samura (YukiRoku Doujinshi) R18

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Title: Yuki no Hi

Circle (s): Sum-Lie/Samura

Language: Japanese

Rating: R18

Pairing: Yukimura x Rokuro / (YukiRoku )

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  We’ve received a few requests for doujinshi lately so hope you guys like this one! The art is some of the best I’ve found for this fandom and the story is good too. Basically Masayuki’s arranged marriage date for Yukimura doesn’t go as planned resulting in lots of sex and a big time happy ending. Enjoy! 

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